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Liverpool New Year Party Details : Thursday 9pm Menu:Starter: Sour Grapes. Main Course: Plaice (6th or 7th) Dessert: Puddings (Kuyt, Ngog, Lucas, Dossena or Degan) Coffee and tea is available but served in plastic glasses as Cups are not on the agenda again this season. Drinks available but No Doubles, Trebles and no Carling....................


The Top 5 uses of the word F**k in history
5. What the f**k was that??the mayor of hiroshima 1945
4.You want what on the F**king ceiling??Michelangelo 1566
3. Aw c,mon honey...who the f**k is gonna find out?Bill Clinton 1997
2. I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in the head!!John F.Kennedy 1963
1. We'll definately win the f**king league this year!!Liverpool fans 1991.. 1992...1993.. 1994.. 1995.. 1996.. 1997.. 1998.. 1999.. 2000.. .2001... 2002.. 2003.. 2004.. 2005... 2006... 2007.. 2008.. 2009... 2010

Manchester Utd have MUTV
Chelsea have Chelsea TV
Liverpool have The History Channel

HAHAHAHAHA that is AWESOME!!

lol great thread mate

Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

Q: What have liverpool and a three pin plug got in common? Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

there loads out hear there all scum haha...

Story making it's way onto SSN says that one of our greatest entertainers may be about to leave the premier league! Do we really want the Fat Spanish Waiter to depart and a new man who might know what he's doing come in? We love to laugh at the dippers!!!

Rafa Benitez's agent has played down reports his client is being lined up to replace Ciro Ferrara as Juventus coach.

Both men have come under pressure and criticism at their present employers, with Juventus' struggles this season in many senses echoing Liverpool's.

The Old Lady were expected to mount a title tilt this term but like Liverpool are badly off the pace as they currently sit in sixth place.

A 2-1 defeat to Roma at the weekend has only increased the pressure on Ferrrara, with many speculating he is working on borrowed time in Turin.

Benitez is known to be admired in the Juventus boardroom but his agent, Manuel Garcia Quilon, is loath to be drawn into hypothetical scenarios.

On the contrary he claims Benitez is very much committed to Anfield, while at the same time conceding things can change very quickly in football.

"This hypothesis is not correct because Rafa has a four-year contract with the Reds. His figure is very important there, the idols of the fans are Gerrard, Torres and Benitez," he told calciomercato.it.

"At Juventus next summer? I don't know what can happen between now and four to five months.

"In football, everything changes very quickly, but the basic principle is that Rafa has another four-year contract with Liverpool."

Source: skysports.com

AS LONG AS RAFA IS IN CHARGE THEY'LL ALWAYS BE S**T. LONG MAY RAFA'S REIGN CONTINUE!!!!!

Wolves 0 - 0 dippers.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It is entertaining, eh?

their season truly is rubbish lol finishing 10th

I wonder.....could they get caught up in the relegation fight. I truly hope so!!!!