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A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to identify with his audience, he wanted to begin his talk by saying in Spanish, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." He arrived at the auditorium a little early and realized he did not know the Spanish words for ladies and gentlemen. Being rather resourceful, he went to the part of the building where the restrooms were, looked at the signs on the two doors, and memorized those two words.
When the audience arrived and he was introduced, he stood up and said in Spanish, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."

The audience was shocked. He didn't know whether he had offended them or perhaps they hadn't heard him or understood him. So he decided to repeat it. Again in Spanish he said, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."

One person in the audience began to snicker. Pretty soon the entire audience was laughing. Finally, someone told him that he had said, "Good evening, bathrooms and broom closets!"
Lol... where did you get that?
who are you. will you make a THREAD on who you are before you make rediculous threads
he has jokes here before, please posting about utd first
CLOWN. get an other forum stop waisting our and your time
yea but sure he is putting up the post count
He is and we should try to encourage threads and posts. However, they really ought to be United-related to start with. People like BruceSmith join and post crap that adds nothing to the forum. This is a United forum. OK, so we add a little rubbish of our own for a laugh a little bit, but mainly contribute to the forums.

So come on newbies, JOIN IN the football chat. Tell us a bit about yourselves, too. Don't just post once and think that's it.
yeah andy but respectme(stevos lil bro) sed a wile back it dosnt matter on post count.
i think its about people enjoying being here and leaving there taughts on ManUtd and other football stuff