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YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS
what do you call a scouser witha suit on

the accused
did you here the one about the scouser who had a dream they was going win the league he was later found in the local nut house with a everton shirt on
Guy walking down the road sees his mate changing his tyre. Got a flat mate? Yeah, ran over a bottle. Didn't you see it? No, the Scouse bastard had it in his pocket.
I like that joke! Thanks for giving me such pleasure....
I am looking forward for your next post.


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whats the difference between a battery and a liverpool fan ?

a battery has a positive side
there fucking great 1s haha sent them on me phone just there to like 20 scousers haha
so is ur mum:whistling:
Maybe an old one but ill post it anyway :-
I was going to a fancy dress party so i searched for a clowns outfit on ebay , can anyone help please im 10 mins away from buying Liverpool fc.
whats the difference between a scouser and a bucket of shit ?

ans-> the bucket.
hey...

All the shared stuff is very cool. The shared joke is really very cool and funny. It is good to share that type of stuff with other members...
I am very happy to of became a member of this specific online community and I look forward to chatting together with everyone throughout here shortly.
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