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Just a laugh!

Here's mine:

"...and Liverpool have won the league!"

"...and look at that, Andy! Drogba has ripped his shirt off and is now posing, almost naked, infront of the crowd. And look Andy, he is - ANDY! WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR TROWSERS!!!

"Beckham...into Sherringham...AN SHOLSKIAR HAS WON IT!!!

no, wait...
"... and don't Chelsea always play in such a sporting manner? A credit to their gentlemen supporters. Just like Millwall!"

"I left my car outside Anfield, but a young lad said he'd keep an eye of it for me for a quid. It'll be fine there!"
" eduardo has been fouled and won that penalty fairly

" and man city have finished for a european place