thanks, i couldn't find my own thread!
wenger - "how did you find out about our love affair?"
fergie - "please dont tell anyone
middle - *sighs* " what did i do to deserve this?"
Middle: What do I do if they start to fight???
SAF: "Go on, ban Chelsea, it'll be fun."
Whinger Wenger: "Yeah, ban them, go on, I dare you."