Liverpool Chants

[Stuie]

ewww liverpoppppppl

[andrewcmufc]

You s**t in the hallway and p**s in the bath,
You f**ger your granny and think it's a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums…

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Of course, the old favourite:

In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums,
You search in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and u think its a treat,
In your Liverpool slums…

In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums,
Your Mums on the dole and your dads in the nick,
You cant get a job cause your so f****** thick,
In your Liverpool slums…

In your Liverpool slums,
You s**t in the hallway and p**s in the bath,
You f**ger your granny and think it's a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums…

thats a good one first time i heard that one, what tune does it rhyme too mick

[Noucamp99]

I can sing it, but I don't know what the tune is called. Some pirate (kids) tune. it'll bug me, now.

Try this link. There are a whole heap of United chants recorded on here. it's pretty good. I hope link works?

www.fanchants.com/football-team/manchester_united/

[andrewcmufc]

I know this has nothing to do with liverpool but i couldnt find aplace for it!!!

Cheer up alan shearer
Oh what can it mean
to a crap geordie b******d and a s***e football team

or this one as its in the right place

Cheer up rafa benitez
Oh what can it mean
to a fat spanish waiter and a scouse beach ball

[Rattylad]

96 SCOUSERS LEANIN UP THA FENCE,
LEANIN UP THE FENCE,
LEANIN UP THA FENCE,
96 SCOUSERS LEANING UP THE FENCE,
LEANING UP THE FENCE,
LEANING UP THE FENCE,
AND IF ONE LITTLE FENCE SHOULD ACCIDENTLY FALL,
THERE WILL BE NO LITTLE SCOUSERS LEANING ANY MORE!

As much as i hate the scousers this chant should be deleted and anyone found singing it should have the crap kicked out of them .

[WatchMUFC]

what about when scouse sing about munich? why should they get away with singing about munich but when we sing a GREAT song about them people moan?

[Rattylad]

what about when scouse sing about munich? why should they get away with singing about munich but when we sing a GREAT song about them people moan?

Thats Exactly the reason because they are scumbags , Ive been a Man Utd fan for 46 years and I hate Man City , Leeds and Liverpool for singing the munich song I have been in soooo much trouble in the past for being angry at scumbags singing that song. And we shouldn't lower ourselfs imo but i understand your sentiments ...

[andrewcmufc]

who's that lying on the carpet,
who;s that lying on the floor
its bill shankly on his back
cause hes had a heart attack
and he wont be playing football anymore

[Noucamp99]

Ooh! Nasty. No wonder they come back with Munich!

[WatchMUFC]

who's that lying on the carpet,
who;s that lying on the floor
its bill shankly on his back
cause hes had a heart attack
and he wont be playing football anymore

yupppppppppppp

I love it