07-07-2014, 10:03 PM
The Sleeper
Jimmy is sitting in church one Sunday morning when he falls asleep and starts to snore. The care taker of the church quickly comes over to him, taps him softly on his shoulder and says, "Please stop your snoring, Jimmy, you're disturbing the whole church."
"Now look here," says Jimmy, "I always pay my tithes in full, always put something extra in the basket... so I feel I have a right to do whatever I want."
"Yes, I agree," replies the caretaker, "but your snoring is keeping everybody else awake."
Jimmy is sitting in church one Sunday morning when he falls asleep and starts to snore. The care taker of the church quickly comes over to him, taps him softly on his shoulder and says, "Please stop your snoring, Jimmy, you're disturbing the whole church."
"Now look here," says Jimmy, "I always pay my tithes in full, always put something extra in the basket... so I feel I have a right to do whatever I want."
"Yes, I agree," replies the caretaker, "but your snoring is keeping everybody else awake."