27-03-2009, 06:58 PM
An United fan, a Scouser and a Chinese man are in the hospital maternity ward. The docters goes out to the fathers and he tells them that there has been a mix up with the babies.
He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."
The United fan goes in first and comes out with a baby. The docter immediately spots a fault.
He approaches the United fan and says, "come on lad, you know thats the chinese baby" to which the man replies "I know, but there is a Scouse baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"
He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."
The United fan goes in first and comes out with a baby. The docter immediately spots a fault.
He approaches the United fan and says, "come on lad, you know thats the chinese baby" to which the man replies "I know, but there is a Scouse baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"