Hi to all.....
I have some one line jokes and I am sharing that with you all.
Aliens
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Synonym
Is there another word for synonym?
Taking Your Money
Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, they ...
Stylish Numbers
Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. "Nice belt!" ...

Oasis
Kasbian-EVERYBODY THERE A BAND YOU HAVE TO SEE BEFORE YOU PASS AWAY!!!
The Prodigy
Ian Brown

the others iv seen that i dont rate
My chemical romance- got free tickets
Glasvages-need to lose that really strong scottish accent when singing

Whats there problems.
SCUM AND FREAKS .

i would pay to see the battle of the chav and emo

LMAO

David Silva's agents have admitted that 'big clubs' have asked about the Valencia star's situation, although he is only thinking ahead to next summer's World Cup.

The 23-year-old has previously admitted he was the subject of a large bid from an English club in the summer.

It is thought Manchester United have contacted the player's agents, Amadeo Rengel and Julio Llorente, to ask about a possible bid, although the club is said to want to wait until next summer to evaluate the situation.

But Real Madrid and Barcelona are also thought to be interested in signing the Spain international.

Not deny

His agents said: "Now Silva only thinks to play in and arrive well to the 2010 World Cup, but we can not deny that big clubs have asked about his situation and we transmitted the question to Valencia.

"The decision rests with Valencia but Silva will also decide at the right moment - but at this moment we are very calm."

Silva was expected to depart the Mestalla in the summer, along with team-mate David Villa, as Valencia looked to ease their precarious financial position.

But the pair stayed and Silva is tied to Valencia until 2013, with the club thought to value the 23-year-old at 40 million euros.

Bayren Munich have, after a fallout with the manager and Luca Toni, confirmed that the latter's contract has been terminated and will be available to sign FOR FREE in January.

West Ham United are said to be interested.

D'ya think we should get involved, and sign him on a short-term contract? He scores 20-30 goals in the German league and would make up for our lack of goals.

However, he expects huge wages. cared: