...that Stewart Gardner is a rubbish commetator?! He's a fool!

He screams whenever we score, gets everyone's name wrong, and when the opposition score he (of course, as a Manchester United supporter) he gives a biast view on the goal. But this man (or woman) goes over the top and starts making every excuse in the book and can't accept that someone scored a good goal. Even Paddy, who is old and can be forgiven for mistakes, is sometimes embarresst to be with him. Look at what he says after Kiko scored his first goal for a small example; you can't even understand what he's saying!

He's worse than the American commentators and those spanish one's that go "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

I wish we had our old one back...i've seen him doing Bundelsiga and italian games.

What is he saying?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny...003630.jpg

Another laugh!

Here's mine -

"...oh, just f**k off, Wayne!"

"What! I'm supposed to be fair to Liverpool AND the other team?!"

"Glory Glory, Man Utd! Glory Glory, Man Utd - oh, sorry! Just went into a bit of a daze!"

Just a laugh!

Here's mine:

"...and Liverpool have won the league!"

"...and look at that, Andy! Drogba has ripped his shirt off and is now posing, almost naked, infront of the crowd. And look Andy, he is - ANDY! WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR TROWSERS!!!

"Beckham...into Sherringham...AN SHOLSKIAR HAS WON IT!!!

no, wait...

Now that the transfer window has closed, what do you think our starting XI should be? Here's mine -

(Including Long-Term Injuries)


---------------------Foster------------------

---Fabio-----Ferdinhand-------Vidic------Evra

---Valencia----Flecher------Anderson-----Nani

-------------Rooney--------Owen-------------




Now, excluding long-term injuries -


Van Der Sar - He is a great keeper, even though he is way past his best. In some ways both Foste and Kuszack are better than him, but he can make saves that they can't.

Fabio - He is a great player and often scores hat - ricks in the reserves. The boy had to make a sacrifice for his brother and play on the left, even though they are both right - footed, but I think Fabio plays better on the right.

Ferdinhand - A much better capitan than he is a player. He is vey calm and rarley has a bad game, but I'd rather we lost him than lost Vidic; The other CBs all play like Ferdinhand, but Vidic is unique.

Vidic - Very tough, definatly one of the best players in the premier league.

Evra - Deserved to be on the bench (with O'shea replacing him) for some of his peformances last year, but he is back to his best now. Easily the best Left Back in the Premier League.

Obertan (next season, not this one) - Yes, Obertan. Almost exacly like Valencia,except with more skill, he's younger, and gets into more goalscoring position. I really think he can becme a star.

Hargreaves -We missed him badly last season, miles better than Carrick. He is esily our best DM, although Flecher is quite close.

Anderson - He is a man who raises many questions and eyebrows. I think his talent is being wasted as a DM, and should be alowed to go up more. The thing is, he needs a defensive midfielder, like Flecher or Hargreaves, to partner him, so he doesn't always have to check back incase that dope Carrick has gone up and tried to take a bent shot.

Nani - He has gone great this season. If only his great performances were more consistant and he scored more goals. I woul also like to see him played as a striker a few times, he could do well there.

Rooney - Great player for us, we desperatly need him for this season.

Biram Diouf (next season, not this one) - and, no, I'm not joking. If he can handle English football, he will be a real star for us, and could score more goals for us than Berbatov. I knowYoutube has a habbit of making crap players look good, but his heading ability is amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_2el7671kw

and there you have it! What do you think of my squad, and who would you have in the sarting XI