24-03-2009, 04:14 PM
Two kids playing football in a park in Manchester, when one of the kids is suddenly attacked by a rottweiler, luckily the other kid finds a plank of wood and shoves it in the dogs mouth, twists and breaks the dogs neck!
A man also in the park witnesses this, he says to the kid i'm a journalist for the Manchester Evening news, i would like to write an article about what just happens.
He starts writing a headline "United fan saves friend from dog", the kid says "I'm not a United fan".
He starts again "City fan saves friend from dog". Kid says "I'm not a City fan".
The journalist asks "Who do you support then", the kid answers "Liverpool".
The journalists starts again "Scouse bastard kills family pet!"
A man also in the park witnesses this, he says to the kid i'm a journalist for the Manchester Evening news, i would like to write an article about what just happens.
He starts writing a headline "United fan saves friend from dog", the kid says "I'm not a United fan".
He starts again "City fan saves friend from dog". Kid says "I'm not a City fan".
The journalist asks "Who do you support then", the kid answers "Liverpool".
The journalists starts again "Scouse bastard kills family pet!"