17-09-2009, 06:19 PM
Not trying to stir up any anti bluenose feelings, but here are a few more I found. Google is indeed our friend!!
How many city fans does it take to change a light bulb? None- Their all happy living in United's shadow
A new Man City Oxo cube is about to be introduced. It'll be called "laughing stock".
Man City are apparently under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion; they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 34 years.
A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve Man City fans here?" he asks.
"Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a City fan for the alligator."
What do Man City Fans and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
How many city fans does it take to change a light bulb? None- Their all happy living in United's shadow
A new Man City Oxo cube is about to be introduced. It'll be called "laughing stock".
Man City are apparently under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion; they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 34 years.
A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve Man City fans here?" he asks.
"Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a City fan for the alligator."
What do Man City Fans and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.