A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE!
Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"
Aussie Woman: "Fo'."
Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"
Aussie Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and ."
Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child 'Russell'?"
Aussie Woman: "Because we didn't want any Mo'."
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE!
Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"
Aussie Woman: "Fo'."
Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"
Aussie Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and ."
Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child 'Russell'?"
Aussie Woman: "Because we didn't want any Mo'."