Van Persie will not play agen this season due to injury .
man arsenal need to get a goal scorer in jan.

Cristiano Ronaldo has admitted to missing Manchester United, despite being happy in Madrid.


“I think Manchester United are doing very well this season – they have lost the last two games but they are still second in the league,” said Ronaldo ahead of the FIFA World Player of the Year awards in Zurich. “What people think about me is their opinion but I really miss Manchester a little bit as I played there for six years and I left a few friends there. So I miss the club a little bit but I’m focused now at Real Madrid and I’m really, really happy there.”

Hi to all.....
I have some one line jokes and I am sharing that with you all.
Aliens
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Synonym
Is there another word for synonym?
Taking Your Money
Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, they ...
Stylish Numbers
Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. "Nice belt!" ...

Oasis
Kasbian-EVERYBODY THERE A BAND YOU HAVE TO SEE BEFORE YOU PASS AWAY!!!
The Prodigy
Ian Brown

the others iv seen that i dont rate
My chemical romance- got free tickets
Glasvages-need to lose that really strong scottish accent when singing

Whats there problems.
SCUM AND FREAKS .

i would pay to see the battle of the chav and emo

LMAO