Well someone’s about to go get herself a little powdered barrister wig and go all Legally Blonde: UK. Because it appears Nemanja Vidic is facing a trial for an alleged slap to the face of Wigan Athletic’s Hugo Rodallega.

The English FA have announced they will review the footage of Saturday’s match and pass a judgment which could see the Serbian defender out for 3 matches.

Manchester United already suffer a weakened defense with Rio Ferdinand out for another 2 weeks, and Jonny Evans needing surgery and looking noticeably hurt while stepping off the pitch at the DW stadium this weekend.

Referree Howard Webb said he did not see the incident occur, but Howard Webb’s record of vision isn’t exactly anything to go by (he does have a price on his head in Poland). I didn’t see the slap either. And I follow the movement of Vidlicious like a hawk. He’s innocent!

I’m channeling Elle Woods as we speak. I think I’m going to go for more of an Marie Antoinette (in robes) and less for John Cleese in “A Fish Called Wanda” look.

No one has ever accused Sir Alex Ferguson of frequenting a tanning salon to perfect his uniquely rosy skin tones, but his face may well darken a shade or two if Manchester United fail to bring in any more new faces before the end of the transfer window. After being snubbed by Wesley Sneijder, Ferguson has had another look at Real Madrid's reserve team and decided he will settle for Arjen Robben.

Off topic, yes, but England have won the Ashes.

How it works is, every week I will post a thread showing some pictures from the wonderful world of football, and you have to guess what they are saying.

The person who chooses the funniest captions will win...errm, nothing! It's just a bit of fun.

1) http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-con...ures-4.jpg

2) http://www.football-transfer-rumours.co....otball.jpg

3) http://www.soccermusic.net/wp-content/up...otball.jpg

4) http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-con...ures-3.jpg

5) http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...%26hl%3Den

6) http://www.nuffy.net/pics/funny/1/funny-..._faces.jpg

7) http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-con...ures-6.jpg

8) http://www.4thegame.com/media/gallery/2068.jpg

9) http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...n%26sa%3DX

10) http://www.michaeladams.eu/wp-content/up...crying.jpg

It won't be long till the English National Football Team assemble , packing up and march to South Africa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup , most intense sports event ever , one of the most anticipated occasions on earth. What's your opinion on the probability of England crowned king of the world after 44 years of trophy wilderness?
For me , I still believe
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
ENGLANDD!!!