What do you hate about football? Hre's some things that I dislike -

Diving - Why cheat?

Placing the ball and inch or so outside the corner, when taking a corner - As if it will make a difference

The refeere playing a rounded amount of stoppage time, rather than the exact time

Spitting through your nose - Although it gives me a slight satisfaction...don't know why

Falling and rolling over as if you are on fire when the player next to you barley touched you

Liverpool - No need to give a reason

Flukes and lucky goals...often done by the above

Red cards and offsides given when they shouldn't have been given

Here's how it works. You see the pictures below and come up with something funny that the person inside it is saying, and post it to show everyone and give us all a laugh. This weeks competition is based mostly on Berbatov.

1) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1F-4pF5PfCk/Ro...-+12+Tevez

2) http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multim...31010t.jpg

3) http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/up...v-hair.jpg

4) http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Foot...erb460.jpg

5) http://dimitar-berbatov.net/berbatov-pic...60x375.jpg :biker_h4h

6) http://images.ibox.bg/2009/04/23/berbatv/460x355.jpg

7) http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archi...88641a.jpg

8) http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01...68x375.jpg

9) http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10...68x620.jpg

10) http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/football-bante...onaldo.jpg

Well someone’s about to go get herself a little powdered barrister wig and go all Legally Blonde: UK. Because it appears Nemanja Vidic is facing a trial for an alleged slap to the face of Wigan Athletic’s Hugo Rodallega.

The English FA have announced they will review the footage of Saturday’s match and pass a judgment which could see the Serbian defender out for 3 matches.

Manchester United already suffer a weakened defense with Rio Ferdinand out for another 2 weeks, and Jonny Evans needing surgery and looking noticeably hurt while stepping off the pitch at the DW stadium this weekend.

Referree Howard Webb said he did not see the incident occur, but Howard Webb’s record of vision isn’t exactly anything to go by (he does have a price on his head in Poland). I didn’t see the slap either. And I follow the movement of Vidlicious like a hawk. He’s innocent!

I’m channeling Elle Woods as we speak. I think I’m going to go for more of an Marie Antoinette (in robes) and less for John Cleese in “A Fish Called Wanda” look.

No one has ever accused Sir Alex Ferguson of frequenting a tanning salon to perfect his uniquely rosy skin tones, but his face may well darken a shade or two if Manchester United fail to bring in any more new faces before the end of the transfer window. After being snubbed by Wesley Sneijder, Ferguson has had another look at Real Madrid's reserve team and decided he will settle for Arjen Robben.

Off topic, yes, but England have won the Ashes.