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| Rooney Hates Liverpool |
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Posted by: WatchMUFC - 13-03-2009, 06:15 PM - Forum: Man Utd News
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Wayne Rooney has admitted that he has hated Liverpool ever since he was a child and he still hates them.
the Man Utd number 10 told MUTV,
"I'm very excited about the game because I grew up as an Everton fan hating Liverpool, that hasn't changed."
Instead of writing how he shouldn't of said that like the big papers and Broadcasters I have a different opionen.
I think that it is blatantly obvious that Rooney will hate Liverpool and I honestly don't blame him.
He has spoke his mind and admitted that he hates them. They have been giving him stick all through the years why should he not be able to say he hates them and why should it be so controversial when it is so obvious?
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| Mourinho 'assault' investigated |
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Posted by: WatchMUFC - 12-03-2009, 05:29 PM - Forum: Man Utd News
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Police are investigating an allegation of common assault made against Jose Mourinho after a Champions League tie.
It has been alleged the Inter Milan manager punched a supporter as he left Old Trafford stadium after his team's 2-0 defeat by Man Utd.
Police have contacted United to request CCTV footage of the area and have confirmed a complaint has been made.
Inter Milan have denied the allegations, saying Mourinho had a "very calm post-game experience".
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| Scouse Jokes |
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Posted by: chrissjay - 11-03-2009, 05:11 PM - Forum: The Lounge
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Not sure if this is the place for em but i found a couple of goodens.
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Man United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man United fan?'
'Because my mum is a Man United fan, and my dad is a Man United fan, so I'm a Man United fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man United fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar Birkenhead.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!'
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets Go, the man's eyes widen20in shock.
'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,
'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're bullshitting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.
It later turned out to be a tax disc.
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| FA Confirm Semi-Final Dates |
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Posted by: WatchMUFC - 11-03-2009, 12:45 PM - Forum: Man Utd News
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The Football Association have confirmed the potential FA Cup semi-final derby between Man Utd and Everton for Sunday, April 19th with a 4:00 PM kick-off.
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