| Welcome, Guest |
You have to register before you can post on our site.
|
| Online Users |
There are currently 45 online users.
» 1 Member(s) | 40 Guest(s)
Bing, Facebook, Google, Twitter, darren_hedges20@hotmail.com
|
|
|
| Merry Christmas!!! |
|
Posted by: BruceSmith - 01-01-2010, 12:10 PM - Forum: Chat Room
- No Replies
|
 |
I would like to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
I am new to this forum. See you guys later.
Let me make you smile a bit.
![[Image: christmas-tree-main_full.jpg]](http://oldstersview.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/christmas-tree-main_full.jpg)
Funny Jokes. 
Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"
Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
|
|
|
| Ha ha dippers |
|
Posted by: andrewcmufc - 31-12-2009, 08:16 PM - Forum: Premier League
- Replies (13)
|
 |
Liverpool New Year Party Details : Thursday 9pm Menu:Starter: Sour Grapes. Main Course: Plaice (6th or 7th) Dessert: Puddings (Kuyt, Ngog, Lucas, Dossena or Degan) Coffee and tea is available but served in plastic glasses as Cups are not on the agenda again this season. Drinks available but No Doubles, Trebles and no Carling....................
The Top 5 uses of the word F**k in history
5. What the f**k was that??the mayor of hiroshima 1945
4.You want what on the F**king ceiling??Michelangelo 1566
3. Aw c,mon honey...who the f**k is gonna find out?Bill Clinton 1997
2. I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in the head!!John F.Kennedy 1963
1. We'll definately win the f**king league this year!!Liverpool fans 1991.. 1992...1993.. 1994.. 1995.. 1996.. 1997.. 1998.. 1999.. 2000.. .2001... 2002.. 2003.. 2004.. 2005... 2006... 2007.. 2008.. 2009... 2010
Manchester Utd have MUTV
Chelsea have Chelsea TV
Liverpool have The History Channel
|
|
|
|
|
