No one has ever accused Sir Alex Ferguson of frequenting a tanning salon to perfect his uniquely rosy skin tones, but his face may well darken a shade or two if Manchester United fail to bring in any more new faces before the end of the transfer window. After being snubbed by Wesley Sneijder, Ferguson has had another look at Real Madrid's reserve team and decided he will settle for Arjen Robben.

Off topic, yes, but England have won the Ashes.

How it works is, every week I will post a thread showing some pictures from the wonderful world of football, and you have to guess what they are saying.

The person who chooses the funniest captions will win...errm, nothing! It's just a bit of fun.

1) http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-con...ures-4.jpg

2) http://www.football-transfer-rumours.co....otball.jpg

3) http://www.soccermusic.net/wp-content/up...otball.jpg

4) http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-con...ures-3.jpg

5) http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...%26hl%3Den

6) http://www.nuffy.net/pics/funny/1/funny-..._faces.jpg

7) http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-con...ures-6.jpg

8) http://www.4thegame.com/media/gallery/2068.jpg

9) http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...n%26sa%3DX

10) http://www.michaeladams.eu/wp-content/up...crying.jpg

It won't be long till the English National Football Team assemble , packing up and march to South Africa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup , most intense sports event ever , one of the most anticipated occasions on earth. What's your opinion on the probability of England crowned king of the world after 44 years of trophy wilderness?
For me , I still believe
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
ENGLANDD!!!

Steve Bruce has revealed his ambition to one day manage Manchester United and admits he is using Sunderland as a stepping-stone to the Old Trafford hotseat.

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